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Get over yourself [Dec. 2nd, 2007|04:37 pm]
[mood | indifferent]

So I've had a plethora of individuals this week who seem to think they are important to me because I have talked to them online.  First some jackass thought I had really CHANGED who I was for them haha right go ride your motorcycle and whack off to gay porn in secret you aren't that important.  And just today someone I make fun of in chat as a joke had another meltdown and threatened to never come back if I wasn't nice to him.  Leave then highly emotional people aren't fun to chat with anyway, I mean this coming from a virgin who sits on the sidelines afraid to say a word to anyone in real life because it might change things.  Anyway I UPDATED BE HAPPY OR NOT I don't give a shit.  I GOT A HOUSE!! 
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Yo fools... [Dec. 8th, 2004|11:49 pm]
Fill this shit out...

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. How have I affected you?
5. What do you think of me?
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
8. Do you love me?
9. Do you have a crush on me?
10. Would you kiss me?
11. Would you hug me?
12. Physically, what stands out?
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
17. Am I loveable?
18. How long have you known me?
19. Describe me in one word.
20. What was your first impression?
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
22. What do you think my weakness is?
23. Do you think I'll get married?
24. What makes me happy?
25. What makes me sad?
26. What reminds you of me?
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
28. How well do you know me?
29. When's the last time you saw me?
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
31. Do you think I could kill someone?
32. Have we ever had sex?
33. Do you want to have sex with me?
34. Do you miss me?
35. Do you think i miss you?
36. Are you going to put this on your livejournal and see what I say about you?
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Sneak Peek At This Week's Idol [Apr. 19th, 2004|05:35 pm]
So apparently John Stevens wasn't too pleased about being in the bottom 2 last week....he's changed his image just for the show and analmonkey has gotten a sneak peek at the new John.....enjoy.

http://webpages.charter.net/onetruethorne/twiggy.jpg

the change begins this week on American Idol.
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Thanks to Quentin Tarantino For Making My Night... [Apr. 14th, 2004|10:07 pm]
Cause he told John Stevens he wasn't one of his fans. I laughed my ass off. I was actually surprised that George was kinda bad tonight, although Jennifer shined like always. Down with Satan I guess is what I'm trying to say.
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Looks Like I Was Right All Along... [Apr. 13th, 2004|05:20 pm]
I did some searching last night and found what I'd been looking for. CREDENTIALS that prove John Stevens is evil..

http://webpages.charter.net/onetruethorne/satancardjs.JPG
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I Just Took a Dump and It Looked Like John Stevens... [Apr. 12th, 2004|01:10 am]
I have no photographic proof of this, but if you wanna see photos of my shit then you're a sick one.
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Proof that MSN is on to John Stevens, the Antichrist [Apr. 10th, 2004|04:26 pm]
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4649112/

Yeah, they know the score. It's all about the People.
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John Stevens is SATAN!! [Apr. 8th, 2004|11:22 pm]
I swear I saw the 666 on his head while he was performing Me So Horny this week on American Idol.
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